The Week in Tweets - March 7, 2014
I’m planning to wake up balls-early tomorrow morning to run sixteen miles as part of my training for the Pittsburgh Marathon. To help balance out this healthy activity, I plan on stuffing myself with cheese fries and beer tonight.
I feel like I’m setting myself up for two possible outcomes:
Best case scenario – all those carbohydrates give my muscles long-lasting energy that helps me power up the hills of Mount Lebanon and finish the run in record time.
Worst case scenario – I end up sh*tting my shorts and have to hide in the Panera Bread men’s room until my wife drives down to the Galleria with a clean pair of underwear for me to change into.
Either way my morning will definitely be exciting! Speaking of excitement, let’s get on to an all-new Week in Tweets!
6) Jason Lastname (@JasonLastname)
When I first got my puppy I called him Barky Bark. Now he’s grown up, so he’s just Bark Wahlberg.
I loved him in Bone Survivor!
5) Sam Delanche (@SamDeLanche)
Can we just give China $20,000,000,000,000 in Kohl’s Cash and call it even?
Unfortunately not…turns out that they’ll only accept payment in Chuck E. Cheese tokens.
4) Meatplow (@mrjohntofu)
Sorry I blew chunks in your grand piano. That was awkward for everyone.
Especially for my dog ”Chunks.” He just hasn’t been the same since that night…
3) Kirby Puckett (@kirbypuckett)
Tax return is here! Time to blow it all on hardcore drugs! …and by “hardcore drugs” I mean “IKEA furniture”
Smoke some Ektorp for me!
2) Catherine Cerveny (@catcerveny)
I think I’ll just sit here quietly until someone walks by and asks me to start solving crimes.
That’s how Batman started!
1 – tie) Andy H. (@AndyAsAdjective)
Wife & kids are out so I’m on my own for dinner. Made fish sticks w/ mac & cheese & College Me arrived in a time machine to give me a high 5
Who the hell decided a box of Kraft Macaroni and Cheese is 2.5 servings? Nazis?
OMG…I thought it was 2.5 boxes per serving. No wonder College Me had orange skin…
Below is a pic of Oscar and Rachel snugglin’. Have a great weekend everybody!